Elbows are ugly.
Why: Because they are usually dirty. Also, because they are at the bending/breaking point in the arm, and the skin around the joint gets stretched, creating an unattractive bunching when elbow is not in use.
Reason for extra ugliness: the constant banging, scratching, bumping, bruising and and dirtying of the pointed joint.
Note of sympathy: I grieve for the poor elbow. It's the first to save you from a fall, the most likely to bruise and scratch itself, and is labeled one of the most hideous parts of the body.
Dear Elbow,
Thank you for sacrificing yourself for my face. I don't know what I'd do without you.
Love,
Ellie
3 comments:
Hahahahahahahaha!
I feel the same way about my knees. Heh heh.
Oooh yes. The knees are another pitiful joint. :D
Dear Ellie's elbows: I think you're attractive. Kind of like dried apricots.
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